May 2012
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quatschmitsauce:
sherlocksmyth:
Don’t worry, I hate Misha Collins too, but only because every time I see him, this happens:
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT? OMFG. LIFE-RUINER. I HATE YOU.
But god guys, stop being dicks. :/
HIS FAAAAAAACE!
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hark! the raving fangirl flails!: the common sense... →
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…
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Archer Boy
Tony: He was a boy...
Clint: Huh?
Tony: She was a girl...
Natasha: No.
Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
Clint: Wait a sec, I-
Tony: He shot arrows.
Natasha: Tony, stop-
Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
Natasha: STOP.
Tony: He wanted her.
Clint: Huh!?
Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
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period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via imfantasyparade)
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I keep getting jealous of the other actors; they go, “I’m off to Croatia”, and...
– Richard Madden (via matafari)
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Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...
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Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
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